Sunday, 23 January 2011

my friend

he's a bit of a maverick...his adventures are worth following

http://lifeofamaverick007.blogspot.com/

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is the likelihood of me seeing this post within the week it was posted after only having visited this page by accident?

WhileStarsShine said...

Please keep posting about Point Horror books, your recounts of them are hilarious and bone chilling at the same time.

Anonymous said...

For the love of Jeebus please, please do some more Point Horror recapp's, they are hilarious (seriously I laughed so much over the 'fat hat' quote that I cried . . . I was kind of delirious with lack of sleep as well though . . . but either way).

So yup more please! ^_^

Anonymous said...

Dying without your recaps. Pretty please? Happy to send you the Point Horrors I own if necessary!

Anonymous said...

ASMODEUS – The orgy-loving ancient Hebrew devil of sensuality.

ASTAROTH – Female demon worshipped by the Phoenicians as the goddess of lasciviousness.

AZAZEL – The demon who taught man to make weapons of war and introduced women to cosmetics.

BALAAM – Hebrew devil of avarice and greed.

BEHEMOTH – Devil said to take the form of a monstrous elephant.

BEEZLEBUB – Disgusting and repulsive Lord of the Flies.

BILE – Eons-old Celtic god of Hell.

CIMERIES – Demon who rides a black horse and rules Africa.

COYOTE – American Indian devil.

DAMBALLA – Evil Voodoo serpent god.

DAGON – Philistine avenging devil of the sea.

MORMO – King of the Ghouls and chief consort of Hecate, the Greek goddess of the underworld and witchcraft.

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LOL said...

Can I suggest you:
Get fucked
While you lie about child-molesting gropes
And parkbench flashers and pervert creeps
And anal virginity and polaroid snaps
And verbal abuse and bathroom rapes
I don't know how well you can:
Remember your own pointless glue-sniffing adolescence
That fumbling floppy sex
In between fags
Those pathetic fistfights
All those pathetic petty thefts
And this and that and this and that and this and that
And every other fucking Adidas-clich├ęd cringe

Can I suggest you:
Pose
While you take another frantic glance at your shopwindow reflection
Ensuring the stinking lie is maintained
Because that's the difference between you
Yes, that's the difference between you
You'll let a leering scumbag beerdrinking rat
Raise your nostrils for a close-up smell
Of fingertip nicotine and animal fat
And force an open dead mouth
Lap up ounces of semichem sweat
So can you feel that:
Would be a truly truly disgusting thing?

And that's the difference between me
I'll open the package
I'll watch the show
I'll enjoy perfectly well-made art
I'll get in line behind stupidity
I'll let you lie through your teeth
I'll make you feel special
I'll not pick out the mistakes in public
I'll just put it down to passion
And feigned memory lapse

What did you want to be when you grow up?
Certainly not raped
That's the difference between you
A drunk? A drug addict
A motherly protector of the young?
Another bed-staining cunt?
A child molestor that needs to be told?
Or just a craven lust-driven artist
Channelling confusion and fear
Into a sickly limp repetitive craft
Yes, that's the difference between you
You'll act late and surprised
You say you loved sex?
You'll love being hated for the act
The filthier the abuse and the desperate underage details
The fatter the payback
So rather than just listen
Be altered by what's been said

Now that's the difference between me
I'll show you emotional truth
I'll show you the fucking source
I'll show you yet another fucking liar
And this is for the you
I'll show you that something that makes you:
Feel different
Feel special
I'll give you:
Thoughts
Images
Sounds
I'll give the you something
Even more interesting than the last one
And I'll tell you why it's the best one yet
And then you can look back on it all
And say:
This is the best thing that ever happened to me
And see:
Why you never became a dancer

Gwendy said...

ALLAH ACKBAR
ALLAH ACKBAR
ALLAH ACKBAR
ALLAH ACKBAR
ALLAH ACKBAR
ALLAH ACKBAR

Anonymous said...

A typical dictionary definition of hypnosis states that it is: a state that resembles sleep but that is induced by suggestion. However, anyone who has tried hypnosis (and any self respecting hypnotist) will tell you that this is a very simplistic view of the subject!
A much better description comes from the Free Online Dictionary which states that hypnosis is: an artificially induced state of consciousness, characterised by heightened suggestibility and receptivity to direction. So what does this mean and how can it be used to your advantage?
Well, the subject of hypnosis has been discussed and pondered since the late 1700s. Many explanations and theories have come and gone though science, however, has yet to supply a valid and well-established definition of how it actually happens. It's fairly unlikely that the scientific community will arrive at a definitive explanation for hypnosis in the near future either, as the untapped resources of our 'mostly' uncharted mind still remain something of a mystery.
However, the general characteristics of hypnosis are well documented. It is a trance state characterized by extreme suggestibility, deep relaxation and heightened imaginative functioning. It's not really like sleep at all, because the subject is alert the whole time. It is most often compared to daydreaming, or the feeling you get when you watch a movie or read a captivating book. You are fully conscious, but you tune out most of the outside world. Your focus is concentrated intensely on the mental processes you are experiencing - if movies didn't provide such disassociation with everyday life and put a person in a very receptive state then they would not be as popular (nor would TV advertising be as effective!). Have you ever stated that a film wasn't great because you just couldn't 'get into it'???
This works very simply; while daydream or watching a movie, an imaginary world becomes almost real to you because it fully engages your emotional responses. Such mental pursuits will on most occasions cause real emotional responses such as fear, sadness or happiness (have you ever cried at a sad movie, felt excited by a future event not yet taken place or shivered at the thought of your worst fear?).
It is widely accepted that these states are all forms of self-hypnosis. If you take this view you can easily see that you go into and out of mild hypnotic states on a daily basis - when driving home from work, washing the dishes, or even listening to a boring conversation. Although these situations produce a mental state that is very receptive to suggestion the most powerful time for self-change occurs in the trance state brought on by intentional relaxation and focusing exercises. This deep hypnosis is often compared to the relaxed mental state between wakefulness and sleep.
In this mental state, people feel uninhibited and relaxed and they release all worries and doubts that normally occupy their mind. A similar experience occurs while you are daydreaming or watching the TV. You become so involved in the onscreen antics that worries and everyday cares fade away, until all you're focused on is the TV. In this state, you are also highly suggestible. That is why when a hypnotist tells you do something under trance; you'll probably embrace the idea completely. However, your sense of safety and morality remain entrenched throughout the experience and should either of these be threatened you immediately wake!
A hypnotist can not get you to do anything you don't want to do.
So while in such a state, when we are highly suggestible and open to new beliefs, a skillful hypnotist, whether in person or via a recording, can alter life-long behaviours and even give us new ones! self-hypnosis

Dia said...

The most beautiful part of a woman to me,
“Is the graceful arch of her gorgeous feet.”
Ones that are soft, succulent and smooth.
Ones that will send me straight to the moon.
How I long to have just one touch,
a touch that will make me full of lust.
To have her foot in my hand,
would make me one very happy man.
The shoe’s she wears exposes her feet,
oh I dream about the smell; so sweet.
I also dream about the touch, and how
I start to rage with lust.
Her feet so pure, and amazingly divine,
makes me wish that she were mine,
just so I could caress her feet so dearly.
For her feet sing to me, with each step rhythmically,
which is the song that taps all the way to my soul.

ForU said...

Oh my god I have no idea what to do. My dad walked in on me masturbating. He didn’t see very much but I had no pants on. All I had was a tank top and socks. The worst part was that I was masturbaiting with a cucumber from the kitchen and I had my legs spread all the way apart! I was looking down at the cucumber and I didn’t even hear him open the door. Just all of a sudden I hear him yell ‘Ali!’ It scared the crap out of me! Then he’s like ‘that’s not what we use those cucumbers for!’ and I was so embarrassed that my face was like burning red! I apologized and took the cucumber out my hand and started to hand it to him and he’s like ‘I don’t want it, it’s yours now’. I was so nervous I couldn’t even think straight! Then he started lecturing me about how it’s insanity to masturbate with vegetables and telling me that a cucumber is way too big for a person my age! And how it’s going to make my a** loose. And the whole time I was just standing there with no pants on covering my privates with one hand and holding the cucumber in the other hand. And I’m looking at the cucumber in the corner of my eye and it’s all white and sticky from being in my a** and I’m trying to cover it up but I can’t because I only have one free hand and my dad keeps looking at it and I can tell he can see the a** goo all over it and I’m like totally humiliated. I feel as if im about to pass out. Then after like 5 mins of talking to me he says ‘you can buy your own vegetables now with your pocket money’ and I said ‘ok dad’. I was so jittered after he left I had to finish masturbaiting just to calm down! I still had the cucumber so I used it real quick! Like lightning fast, and watching the door the whole time. I was too embarrassed to leave my room after that so I just shoved the cucumber under my mattress. I used it a few more times in the next couple of days but then it was starting to stink up my room so I threw it out the window and it landed on my patio so I left it there and my dad found it! Now he knows I’ve been using it again. Please help, what do I do?

Anonymous said...

Oh my god I have no idea what to do. My dad walked in on me masturbating. He didn’t see very much but I had no pants on. All I had was a tank top and socks. The worst part was that I was masturbaiting with a cucumber from the kitchen and I had my legs spread all the way apart! I was looking down at the cucumber and I didn’t even hear him open the door. Just all of a sudden I hear him yell ‘Ali!’ It scared the crap out of me! Then he’s like ‘that’s not what we use those cucumbers for!’ and I was so embarrassed that my face was like burning red! I apologized and took the cucumber out my hand and started to hand it to him and he’s like ‘I don’t want it, it’s yours now’. I was so nervous I couldn’t even think straight! Then he started lecturing me about how it’s insanity to masturbate with vegetables and telling me that a cucumber is way too big for a person my age! And how it’s going to make my a** loose. And the whole time I was just standing there with no pants on covering my privates with one hand and holding the cucumber in the other hand. And I’m looking at the cucumber in the corner of my eye and it’s all white and sticky from being in my a** and I’m trying to cover it up but I can’t because I only have one free hand and my dad keeps looking at it and I can tell he can see the a** goo all over it and I’m like totally humiliated. I feel as if im about to pass out. Then after like 5 mins of talking to me he says ‘you can buy your own vegetables now with your pocket money’ and I said ‘ok dad’. I was so jittered after he left I had to finish masturbaiting just to calm down! I still had the cucumber so I used it real quick! Like lightning fast, and watching the door the whole time. I was too embarrassed to leave my room after that so I just shoved the cucumber under my mattress. I used it a few more times in the next couple of days but then it was starting to stink up my room so I threw it out the window and it landed on my patio so I left it there and my dad found it! Now he knows I’ve been using it again. Please help, what do I do?

DrQuinn said...

Erectile dysfunction (impotence) is the inability to get and keep an erection firm enough for sex.

Having erection trouble from time to time isn't necessarily a cause for concern. If erectile dysfunction is an ongoing issue, however, it can cause stress, affect your self-confidence and contribute to relationship problems. Problems getting or keeping an erection also can be a sign of an underlying health condition that needs treatment and a risk factor for heart disease down the road.

If you're concerned about erectile dysfunction, talk to your doctor — even if you're embarrassed. Sometimes, treating an underlying condition is enough to reverse erectile dysfunction. In other cases, medications or other direct treatments might be needed.

Anonymous said...

My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. When I was a child I saw my mother killed by something impossible, my father went to prison for her murder, then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world I'm an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me, and one day, I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am The Flash

Anonymous said...

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Here in

Old nigs.

I hate fucking nyiggers

Niggers

Suck dick.

They're all poor like Obama.

Fuck Bush and Obama!


NIGGERS!

I HATE THEM!

THEY ARE STUPID AND THEY CAN'T DO TAXES!

NIGGERS!

NIGGERS ARE SO DUMB AND THEY ARE ALSO POOR!

NIGGERS!

LOOK AT NIGGERS! THEY'RE TRYING TO RAISE MONEY.

BUT THEY CAN'T CUZ THEY SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY!

THEY'RE NIGGERS AND THEY'RE SO FUCKING NIGGERS!

I HATE THEM!

NIGGER NI-NIGGERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING WITH...

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A WOOAAAH WOAH!

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Rosey said...

WHAT IF EVERYTHING IS A SIMULATION!

WHAT IF WE ARE PART OF A GAME, A VIRTUAL REALITY IN WHICH WE OCCUPY PHYSICAL AVATARS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF EXISTENCE IN ITSELF?

WHAT IF THE GODS WE WORSHIP ARE THE CREATORS OF THIS PHYSICAL REALITY?

GLASS CEILING FLAT EARTH THEORY
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Dump said...

"You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."
-John 8:44

Anonymous said...

I was born in Ohio and moved to TN when I was 9. I was an ordinary boy didn't know much I found out that children are blessed by god that was my belief any way. I didn't know much about Jesus and I wanted to learn so i read the bible and learnt many new things. I met a christian girl on the computer. she told me more about god . I was then enlightened I was told I will be presented with a white room and I didn't know what was in store until I got there in my dreams I was standing up surrounded by doors the girl I talked to was behind one of though's doors and it was locked however there were 4 more doors all unlocked so I choose the middle door suddenly my life flashed before my eyes and there was a time shift. I also lived on an ancient Indian burial ground and before that I was grabbed by a spirit and my eyes and mouth could only move and I said I believe in the lord Jesus Christ and after 10 mins I felt a time shift again so I do not know exactly whats going on. I have healing powers and this is a very strange occurrence.

Anonymous said...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6968026/1/Pheromones-Hormones-and-Yoshi

Anonymous said...

Hunger, it burns inside me. I consume and yet its barely farther than ash in my mouth. I crave flesh. I crave blood. I feel like eating a thousand men and smearing their blood all over the walls and floor. I must feast on the living. I have no fangs I have no claws I appear human but i'm so terribly hungry. I can't quench it. I was at a friends house and all I could think of was fucking her then eating her beautiful body. Inch by inch. I can't stand the hunger. Please help me.

Anonymous said...

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It has a server:
the key is hidden,
and is an equation.

Look at the wide look at the high,
jntalos not be afraid,
since the order of the factors
no matter in this arena.

Once the number you get,
Large letters look here;
them well you dirn
the tool you use.

When you see the secret
and you discover the place,
carefully investigated:
vers you speechless.

I ask a huge favor,
you, espelufriadicto:
and that is the secret halls,
because my life is already in play.
-

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Anonymous said...

There once was a man obscure in stature and idol who walked the earth,
Pierced by thorns and seasons torn he jested to value loves worth,
He came to an end a sheerfall for all
And its right to be end of earth.
So did the idol did fall impulsed by call,
As he shamed the wind to blow.

AmericanPatrioit said...

shes fat
shes round
she bounces on the ground

its ya mummmmmmmmmmm
its ya mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm